Quotable moments I’ve heard from kids this past month:
1. Background: The kids at my preschool had a mock trick-or-treat experience at the school. In order to receive candy from the adults, they had to recite the verse, “Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself.” Here are variations of what I heard that day:
“I love my neighbor and I love myself”
“I love myself and I love myself”
“I love my neighbor…”
2. 4 year old boy in the preschool walks up to me while i’m sitting down, wraps his arms around my neck and says, “Miss Stacy, you are the nicest teacher.” Then he gave me a little kiss on my cheek. :) <3 :)
3. A 2 year old in the infant/toddler room is looking outside. I ask him, “what are you looking at?” He says, “I’m looking for animals.” At the top of his lungs he shouts, “TOP HIDEN ANIMOS” (stop hiding animals).
4. At Kumon, a boy shares how a story of how he purposely smeared mud on the back of his mother’s pants so that he could yell, “Look! Mommy pooed!!!”
5. The same boy says he needs to use the restroom. I tell him to go use the restroom. The boy stands up, pauses, and sits back down. I ask him, “What happened? Didn’t you need to use the restroom?” He replies, “It just came out too fast” and he picks up his pencil to continue writing with a growing stain in the middle of his pants.
6. I caught a preschooler putting a marble in his mouth and I told him to hand it over. After lecturing him about the dangers of putting such inedible pieces in his mouth, he opens his mouth and pulls out a second marble.
7. The most common potty mouth phrase in the preschool room, “poo poo ka ka.”
8. At Kumon, two boys are sitting next to each other. Kaden asks me, “What’s that boy’s name?” I tell him his name is Tyler. Kaden faces Tyler and asks him, “Tyler, why are your eyes like that?” Tyler doesn’t hear the question and Kaden turns to me asking, “Why are his eyes like that?” (kaden uses his pointer fingers to pull the corners of his eyes into a tight slant.) “CAN HE SEE?”